i would say that my personality is “overthinking to the point of self-destruction”
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder